I’m Really Not Some Senior Master!

[Ridiculous daily life + hilarious cultivation + everyone jumps to wild conclusions + effortlessly showing off + the trials of being a bird dad + cautious cultivation?]

Chen Ping’an is baffled from the start! Other people transmigrate and become overpowered heroes, but he becomes the “dad king” of the cultivation world? Faced with this son who keeps declaring, “I am the Supreme...” Chen Ping’an just wants to keep his head down and stay safe.

Even more absurdly, the top experts’ eyes light up as they line up to kowtow. “Reclusive senior! Take us with you! Beat us up! Teach us!”

Heaven knows he just quietly picked up a spirit fruit, okay...

The experts: “Tsk! Returning to simplicity! The Dao follows nature! The senior is enlightening us!”

He merely sighs in exasperation at his bird chick... The experts: “A celestial melody fills our ears! Profound and thought-provoking! Let’s hear it for him!”

Looking at the show-off perched on his head, squawking for food, then at the group of “number one fans” behind him frantically taking notes in their little notebooks...

Chen Ping’an is at a loss. “Stop making things up! I really don’t know anything about cultivation!”

“Dad! Quit pretending!”