A Lazy Fish's Path to Immortality: The Heavenly Dao Begs Me to Stop Slacking Off

After working myself to death from overtime, I transmigrated into the cultivation world as an outer disciple of a sect obsessed with outdoing itself.

While everyone else cultivates like mad, I sunbathe;

while everyone else fights over resources, I grow vegetables;

while everyone else schemes against each other, I weave lace for my straw mat.

The day before the sect tournament, the elders discover that the Spirit-Testing Stone says I have an unparalleled immortal destiny.

I’m forced to represent the sect, and my opponent is a legendary sword prodigy rarely seen in a century.

On the arena, the prodigy’s sword aura blazes like a rainbow. I crouch with my head in my hands. “I’ll revise the plan right away! Please don’t dock my performance bonus!”

A bolt of heavenly lightning suddenly strikes the arena, and the prodigy collapses, spitting blood.

I scratch my head. “Um… I need to get back and bring in the laundry.”

All that remains is a cracked Spirit-Testing Stone and a crowd of elders questioning their entire lives.