Everyone in the galaxy knows that Yulili are walking nuclear bombs of doom——
There will be explosions wherever you go, any glitches you touch, and you can even drink nutrient solution to produce Zerg larvae.
Until she bound to the [Disaster Diversion East] system:
"Interstellar pirate robbery detected! Host please fall down immediately!"
The moment she jumped into the street, the star pirate ship crashed into a rain of meteorites and was destroyed;
"Warning! The Zerg Brood is coming! Host, please step on the banana peel!"
She did a sliding shovel split, and the Zerg Queen was stabbed through the heart by her own poisonous stinger!
Imperial Marshal Xie Jin was ordered to investigate the "humanoid natural disaster", but he caught her stealing bullet casings to make wind chimes in the ruins of the battlefield.
The man crushed the stolen goods in her palm and sneered: "Miss Yu's luck... Is it special?"
She stuffed the shrapnel into his breast pocket with her backhand: "I'm giving it to you as a betrothal gift... No, I'm giving it as an apology!"
The headlines of the empire that night: #marshal secretly hides enemy scrap metal# #suspected token of love#
When the system warns: "The good luck value is exhausted and bad luck will return soon!"
Yu Lili turned over and pressed Xie Jin's sleeping bag: "Borrow some luck to survive——"
*His Adam's apple rolled: "My luck is called 'Koi-sucking' physique..."
In the morning light, she was horrified to discover that scales appeared on the Marshal's neck, and there were a swarm of space fish that automatically took the bait at his feet!
