Before my rebirth, I was an infatuated fairy certified by heaven, a 007 million-year gold medal employee of Guanghan Palace, and the best backdrop in the three realms.
After rebirth, I came to the scene of Hou Yi's affectionate proposal while holding the elixir, and I realized.
Ascension? Stop making trouble, it's a lifetime contract, there's no five insurances, one housing fund, no annual leave, and you won't even work!
So, I tearfully (played) rejected the infatuated male protagonist, and turned around and started my ancient retirement life plan - "Guidelines for the Construction of Guanghan Palace Retirement Base".
Step one: site selection. The moon is nice, the scenery is good, and it's quiet enough. Although the neighbor (the sun) is hot-tempered, he has a jet lag.
Step Two: Security. The formation must be of a level that even saints are too lazy to break. The password is changed every day, and visitors must show proof of having no karma for hundreds of millions of years.
Step 3: Recruit. We only recruit Taoist friends who don't cause trouble, love gossip, and know how to cook. Please go out and turn left, the king of scrolls who fights and kills. There are many positions on the list of gods.
I originally wanted to live quietly until the end of time, and use my "Taiyin Melon Field System" to watch the live broadcast of the Three Realms.
Who knows...
In order to prevent the Jinxian Chan from disturbing my sleep by "discussing Taoism", I handed Sanxiao a "Turtle Shell Formation Diagram"... As a result, they served the Twelve Golden Immortals in one pot.
In order to clean up the Western duo who were door-to-door salesmen, I "accidentally" leaked the location of Yuanshi Tianzun's private treasure house... As a result, they wiped out the Kunlun Mountains.
Watching the world-shattering beating outside and the saints crying for their fathers and mothers, I sat in the Guanghan Palace, holding my Jade Rabbit brand hand warmer, and fell into deep thought:
"I really... Just want to retire peacefully!"
Reader comments
Really interesting plot, great to watch
Interestingly, in her previous life, Chang'e worked overtime as a worker in 996 on the moon. She was killed by the big bosses and saints in the aftermath of a fight. In her reincarnation, she decided to lie down.
The author learned a lot,
I feel the author is very powerful
Super interesting plot, I love watching this kind of nonsense.
Great book, recommend it! This is the first time I have seen the prehistoric era written about the workplace. [Laugh][laugh][laugh]
Really interesting plot, great to watch
Interestingly, in her previous life, Chang'e worked overtime as a worker in 996 on the moon. She was killed by the big bosses and saints in the aftermath of a fight. In her reincarnation, she decided to lie down.
The author learned a lot,
I feel the author is very powerful
Super interesting plot, I love watching this kind of nonsense.
Great book, recommend it! This is the first time I have seen the prehistoric era written about the workplace. [Laugh][laugh][laugh]