A Wife? Mine? A Gift? No Thanks! Send Her Back!

The wife of that man from the Fu family was the one he had paid a fortune to bring home from Yunshan Temple after matching their birth charts and paying respects to his ancestors.

On her first day in the Fu family,

Fu Chen said, “Wife? Mine? A gift? No way! I’m returning her!”

Si Ling had just come down from the mountain when she heard the System say, “Congratulations, Host, on unlocking the Rejection Achievement. You have obtained farming skills that rival the gods. Unlock the Rejection Achievement 99 times, and you can have every skill.”

So every day, Si Ling carried around a megaphone.

While Fu Chen was eating, she shouted, “Fu Chen, marry me.”

“Get lost.”

While he was sleeping, she shouted, “Fu Chen, marry me.”

“Get lost.”

She even leaned through the window and yelled it while he was at his most vulnerable on the toilet: “Fu Chen, marry me.”

“Aaah! Go die!”

With just one rejection left to reach 99, President Fu was so tormented that his hair was falling out. When he saw her coming with the megaphone, he smiled in despair. “Fine, I…”

Si Ling dashed forward, pinched his mouth shut until he looked like a Psyduck, and said expressionlessly, “No, you don’t.”

Later, Fu Chen found a new source of amusement. Every day, he carried around a megaphone and shouted while Si Ling was eating, “Si Ling, I want to marry you.”

While she was sleeping, he shouted, “Si Ling, I want to marry you.”

While she was on the toilet, he kicked the door open and shouted, “Si Ling, I want to marry you.”

She ran, he chased, and she couldn’t escape.

Later still,

The old monsters who loved gossip asked, “Did Si Ling and Fu Chen get married today?”

“No.”

“Keep watching and report back.”

A couple who are always at each other’s throats: no falling in love, just trying to kill each other!