The first thing Ji Ningshuang did after being reborn was dig up a grave.
She planned to refine the ancient divine corpse suppressing a forbidden zone and take revenge on the chosen one of Heaven’s Mandate.
But as she drew her God-Slaying Saber and brought it down on the body,
the “corpse” suddenly scratched its butt. “Stop that... zzz.”
The saber shattered, she fell to her knees, and her Dao heart crumbled.
Later, the entire cultivation world went mad:
“He turned over in his sleep and destroyed a forbidden zone! Shattered stars with a yawn! Spat out a core that became a Sword Saint!”
The protagonist snuggled deeper under his little blanket. “You’re making too much noise. I’m trying to lie flat...”
(The chosen one of Heaven’s Mandate reported him in the middle of the night: Someone’s using cheats to win while lying flat!)
