I bound myself to a daily fortune-making System that deposits 100,000 yuan into my account on the dot every day.
So I turned an upscale club into my cafeteria, hired a top personal trainer as my nanny, and enjoyed a life of “sexual happiness.”
One day, on a whim, I put all my savings into Bitcoin, only for the exchange owner to run off with the money.
With no way to collect my debt, I spent 100,000 yuan to hire 300 square-dancing grannies.
The song “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” blared outside the exchange as the grannies waved their thermoses and pounded on the door.
The owner broke down watching the security footage. “Just pay them! They’ve ripped my mink coat into ribbons!”
