The Cultivation World's King of Slacking: The System Begs Me to Work Hard

Lu Chen transmigrates as a menial disciple and gets bound to a "Cultivation System"? While everyone else works themselves to the bone, he takes it easy! The System assigns him a "midnight alchemy" task? He just tosses the pill furnace to the cultivation-obsessed demon cultivator next door and calls it a day, as long as he hears it go off! A prodigy comes to challenge him? He spends two spirit stones to hire a mortal to play a "mysterious master," scaring his opponent so badly they even forget to take their magical treasure! The broom-pushing monk on Menial Peak is an old monster who survived the tribulation? The cook knows spatial magic? Perfect, he'll start the "Lie-Flat Hall" and take on jobs for people who want to lie flat! The System gets so mad it sets off alarms every day: "Host, you're skipping the best-grade spirit stones across the water like pebbles!" Who knew that lazing around would trigger a hidden protocol? This lousy System is actually an anti-grind artifact left behind by the previous generation's Supreme Lie-Flat Master! From then on, Lu Chen takes on the great mission of getting the entire cultivation world to lie flat. Even the incarnation of Heaven's Will that comes to hunt him down gets pinned in midair by one of Lu Chen's "Lie-Flat Talismans" and ends up chatting until the end of its shift...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.