Xihuan: Brave Man, Why Are You Taking Out the Toilet Plug?

[Western Fantasy + Brave Adventure + Relaxing Spoof] The kingdom is in danger, and the demon king's army is pressing down on the country. The only hope is the prophesied sword of salvation sleeping in the holy stone. Under the gaze of everyone, I, an ordinary time traveler, pulled it out easily! The holy light shines, and all people admire it! I looked down excitedly - wait, this smooth wooden handle, this round rubber suction cup... Isn't this a toilet pusher? ! Just when I was about to run away on the spot, the king declared me a brave man with tears in his eyes! And my three teammates - the cold long-legged female knight, the hot elf female archer, and the holy busty priestess, were looking at me with admiration like they were looking at gods. "Oh, Lord Holy Sword!" They exclaimed, "Look at this simple and unpretentious appearance, how powerful it is to cleanse away filth!" Okay, for the sake of these three people, I will take care of this devil! I want to see what the BOSS's expression will be when I suck this thing on his face!