Traveling through the world of immortality, Lin Yu just wanted to lie down and retire, but how could he bind his system to professionally wholesale the "social death package"!
Other people's systems give away cultivation bases and magic weapons; his cheating guy's daily tasks are:
✅ Dance a hug dance to the "bitter melon-faced" butler (with additional moans and groans)√
✅ Holding the thigh of the cold senior sister and crying, "You are my only sun" √
✅ Affectionate confession to the scar-faced and fierce brother: "Your muscle lines make me intoxicated~" √
✅ Forced to sing "Conquer" during the secret adventure (full map aura amplified version) √
Punishment? It is the essence of social life!
Fluorescent mushroom umbrella on the head (automatic focus of light) ✨｜ The opening comes with a "meow" vibrato | Passionate dancing in the dung pile of spirit beasts...
As long as it's embarrassing enough, the Immortal Emperor will burst into pieces!
When the entire world of immortality is shattered by his "tea talk", when the villain is begging on his knees, "Please stop being so arrogant!"——
Lin Yu threw the table in grief and anger:
"You think I want to?! It's this dog system that forces me to die!"
(System indifference tone: Host slander detected, punishment "Colorful Women's Clothing Experience Vouchers" are being issued...)
In this strange world of cultivation, where sand sculptures and moral principles fly together, Lin Yu held the "Green Tea Self-Saving Guide to Immortality" and tragically embarked on a road to immortality with his toes digging through the center of the earth.
