My Haunted House Is So Real, It Terrifies Tourists Around the World

(A fluffy, nonsensical story. Just read it for fun and have a laugh.)

Lin Fan is penniless and inherits a haunted, cursed mansion. The enormous inheritance tax and the problem of dealing with the house leave him gasping for breath. Then the Ghost-Taming System activates. After successfully taming his first ghost, he gets the idea to open a “real haunted house.”