I got home after working overtime until past midnight, only to find that my new neighbor was the campus belle I used to have a crush on, now a doctor.
“Zhou Fan?” Her white coat was stained with blood. “Fancy meeting you here.”
The next second, the doorbell rang. My rich ex-girlfriend, who'd thrown coffee on me when we broke up, stood there with a suitcase and a cold smile.
“I'll be staying here for three months. Got a problem with that?”
A scalpel glinted in the doorway. “He does.”
My phone buzzed nonstop. My boss messaged me: “Redo the proposal. Come to my place now.”
The bathroom went quiet, and my junior from university poked her head out wearing my shirt. “Hey, where's the hair dryer?”
I looked at the mess around me and fell into deep thought: Who should I appease first tonight?
Wait, why are there police sirens outside?
