While all the other people who transmigrated into books were diligently following the plot, Su Xingxing's [Tropes System] fell victim to an epic scam:
"Tell the CEO, 'Woman, you've caught my attention!'"
She whipped out the Labor Law instead. "You should see a psychiatrist for that condition. Sexual harassment carries a three-year sentence."
"Drug the male lead and spend a night of passion with him!"
She reported the club to the police for prostitution that very night, and earned a commendation from the station: "A crusader against vice, protecting the people!"
The System crashed. "Host, if you keep ruining the tropes, you'll be erased!"
Right on the street, Su Xingxing snatched the poison from the vicious female supporting character and gulped it down. "That's it? My liver's been marinated in nuclear wastewater!"
Just before she collapsed, she saw the sinister tycoon in the wheelchair suddenly stand up. "...Was that medicine supposed to cure my legs?"
Then the System revealed its true identity: "Actually, I'm the God of Tropes..."
She grinned and pressed the chainsaw's start button. "Funny you should say that. I'm the internet addiction expert your mom hired..."
*The saw blade tore through the data stream, and the tycoon crushed the divine core with his bare hands. "Thank you, Miss Su..."
In a rain of code, he pulled open his suit, revealing the System Core beating inside his mechanical chest. "...Help me escape."
