On the night of the 2027 La Liga championship, assistant coach Lin Tian suffered a heart attack and was reborn as a 16-year-old mixed-race boy.
On the bench of the Serie B Turin U19, he stared at his appalling attribute panel and wanted to cry without tears.
Lecce U19 came on as a substitute and missed a goal to activate the "Ball King System": "Goal +5 points? Assist +3 points?"
The extra-point maniac turned out to be the winner and led Turin to promotion to Serie A at the end of the season.
Sir Alex Ferguson paid a sky-high price of 15 million pounds, and the Manchester United dressing room exploded: "Is this kid worth half a Ronaldo?"
Political examiner of the Chinese Football Association: "Your father has a complex background!"
German coach Loew personally came to visit: "We need your midfield magic."
In the 2014 World Cup final, Lin Tian's kick ended the world's international football career.
With three Hercules Cups in hand, the Football Emperor system popped up a new prompt: "The legendary coaching module has been unlocked..."
Reader comments
The panel is too gaudy
This book has no future
The year you wrote it? Pirlo went to AC Milan in 2001. You wrote the first chapter in 2008 or 2009. Why are you still in Brescia? It's really not rigorous.
To tell a joke, Pirlo was in Serie B around 2009 [smile]
The panel is too gaudy
This book has no future
The year you wrote it? Pirlo went to AC Milan in 2001. You wrote the first chapter in 2008 or 2009. Why are you still in Brescia? It's really not rigorous.
To tell a joke, Pirlo was in Serie B around 2009 [smile]