The Green-Tea Kitten Doesn’t Feel Bad for Big Brother

Su Xiaojiu is a pro at playing the scheming green-tea side character, earning an S-rank score on every transmigration-into-a-book mission. This time, he's been assigned another clueless green-tea mission, but the body he's been given is... a tiny kitten? Fine. Let's do this! The overbearing school bully, the protagonist seme? He pees all over his designer streetwear and wardrobe! The cool, moonlike second seme? He tears up every song lyric and score the guy wrote himself! The gloomy, brutal villain side character? He stomps across the guy's face at three in the morning! The kind, adorable protagonist uke? He frames him with a shameless fake accident! Then he puts on a pitiful little meow: “Aww, giegie will forgive me, won't you?” With such a low-level green-tea act, he was sure to get brutally face-slapped and rack up green-tea points! [Notice: The school bully had a huge fight with the protagonist uke to defend you, leaving the uke feeling deeply wronged. Green-tea points -10, moonlight points +30] [Warning: Current green-tea points: -233. Please complete your mission promptly!] Su Xiaojiu: ??? Wait! Why did you actually forgive me?! * Su Xiaojiu struggled to complete the small-world mission, faked his death by setting himself on fire, and received a new assignment: return to that world. At least this time, he could be human... But the moment he opened his eyes, someone slammed him against the wall, making his shoulder blades ache. It was the very man who had owned him when he was a kitten! He had been a shy, pure-hearted supporting character, but overnight had turned into a cold-blooded, brutal mad-dog villain. Yuan Liao looked haggard, his eyes rimmed red. Staring at the burn scar on Su Xiaojiu's neck, he asked in a trembling, hoarse voice, “Xiaojiu?” Terrified, Su Xiaojiu instinctively put on a cutesy voice. “S-swimming and fitness, anyone?”