Qiao Youyou's tips for saving your life in the workplace:
Three meters away from CEO Gu Yan's coffee, the meeting is out of sight of him, especially——
Never breathe too loudly when he approves "rejection" documents!
Until she was bound to the [Become Stronger by Trying to Die] system——
Plan rejected? She kicked out the president's office: "Mr. Gu, your eyesight is not good, I suggest you get an ophthalmology appointment!"
Overtime protest? She sent a group email: "Tutorial on fishing: Ctrl+Alt+Crazy"
The whole company bet that she would be ready to leave in three days, but Gu Yan withheld her resignation letter: "Team leader Qiao is very creative in scolding people. Will you be transferred to be my exclusive coach?"
Late at night in the office, she danced wildly in his minefield:
"Mr. Gu's facial paralysis was caused by an overdose of hyaluronic acid?"
"The tie looks like my dog's collar..."
The man suddenly put out his cigarette: "Are you done?"
The system roared: "The value of death is MAX! Reward: access to Gu Yan's childhood diary!"
She opened the homepage with a swipe of her hand: "I have a crush on the fierce girl next door who pulled my pigtails in her tenth year."
The accompanying picture is a photo of her holding a water gun and squirting at him when she was six years old!
[System+simple and cool article, showing off workers and beating them up vs. Shady ceiling]
