Also known as: Riding a native dog and carrying a gun
Ling Xiaoye picked up a native dog in the park and named it Ahuang. By the way, he was hit on the head by a broken stick claiming to be a sky-swallowing gun. From then on, the style of painting in the world of cultivation was completely distorted.
While others were flying with swords and flying like gods, he was riding Ah Huang, carrying a gun, and called Lao Tie 666 in the live broadcast;
Others have been in seclusion in the cave for hundreds of years, so he contracted an abandoned factory and transformed it into "Ono Xiuzhen Farmhouse", and made a fortune by selling Lingfu milk tea.
The elders of the sect were heartbroken: "Master, our ancestors, we are the top sect that once defeated all kinds of magic with one sword!"
Ling Xiaoye: "Times have changed, Uncle Master! Look at the ninth style of my Sky-Swallowing Spear - 'Live streaming, buy one, get one free'!"
Until the boss of the fairy world arrived and found Ling Xiaoye skewering skewers with a sky-swallowing gun: "Fellow Taoist, try it? Authentic hell three-headed dog meat, brushed with Meng Po Tang's secret sauce!"
The big guys were collectively petrified: "... Are this generation of cultivators so wild?"
---
