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Lin Xian transmigrates and becomes the most miserable sect leader in the history of the cultivation world. The sect is in ruins, all the disciples have run off, and all that's left is a signboard swaying in a drafty, decrepit hall. Faced with a start from the depths of hell, Lin Xian chooses to... lie flat!
"Fighting and killing is exhausting. Farming and enjoying retirement is the true meaning of cultivation!" Bound to the "Lazy Farmer System," Lin Xian has a clear goal: use his money to buy, buy, buy, then grow the sect big and strong without lifting a finger!
And so things start to take a bizarre turn:
The talisman workshop becomes a "money-printing assembly line." Mu He, the frosty senior sister, improves the rubbing-copying platform and earns a fortune every day!
* Gu Xiaoman, a sword prodigy, doesn't use her flame sword energy to strike down enemies. She uses it to singe eyebrows (and mosquitoes)! Cultivation? That's just beauty treatment by fire!
* Su Ling'er, an alchemy genius, blows up her lab more often than she brews pills! Flashbangs, athlete's-foot spirit balm, strawberry-flavored fasting pills... The "Lazy Fish" product line is made to cure everything the cultivation world has to complain about (and every bad smell)!
* Xuanxuan, the sect's guardian tortoise, spends its days munching on spirit plants and moonlights as a "chilled delivery courier." One breath of its frosty qi freezes the demon wolf stealing rice!
**Lin Xian's lazy-fish routine:**
* Automated spirit fields? Set them up! Spirit-rain formations, fertile-soil talismans, plump bird-shaped harvesting puppets... Just lie back and wait for the harvest!
* Unlimited spirit rice? Of course! The disciples eat spirit rice at every meal and their cultivation shoots up. The lazy-fish sect leader himself... well, even a snail's pace is progress!
* Upgraded security? Lazy Fish Ice-Soul Chests, Flashbang Chests, Toad Cannons
