Lin Xiaole, a male fan with expert-level knowledge of Empresses in the Palace, dies from overwork while writing a fanfic about the adopted son of Consort Duan. When he opens his eyes again, a cheeky electronic voice explodes inside his head:
[Ding! Choose an identity within 30 seconds:
The stone lion at the entrance to Jingren Palace (listen to the Empress preach for 300 years)
A hairy crab waiting to be slaughtered in Consort Hua’s kitchen (experience duration: one shichen)
An Lingrong’s throat (high risk!)
Consort Duan’s adopted son, Fifth Prince Hongle (idiot version)]
Lin Xiaole: “!!!”
What kind of messed-up options could a carbon-based life-form possibly come up with?!
Even being an idiot beats being a steamed crab! At least I’ll be human! And have a mother!
“Four! I choose four!!”
[Identity confirmed: Consort Duan’s adopted son, Fifth Prince Hongle (idiot version)!
Motto: Stay alive, stay cheerful, keep your head down!]
From the start, he gets the high-fever experience package: 41.8°C! Lin Xiaole struggles to lift his eyelids and sees his beautiful mother sobbing by the bed.
[Newbie mission: First baby talk! You have 30 seconds to say “E’niang”! Failure penalty: hiccup all day!]
Lin Xiaole: ...I just came back to life, and now I have to act cute?!
I can’t become the Hiccup King. I’m going for it! He takes a deep breath.
“E... E’niang?”
A soft, sweet baby voice rings out like heavenly music in the silent Chengqian Palace!
“Plop!” The handkerchief falls from Consort Duan’s hand.
“Fifth Prince, he, he, he...!” Ruyi’s washbasin goes flying.
Lin Xiaole’s inner monologue: I did it! This baby voice is so pure, even I want to pinch my own chubby little cheeks!
[Mission complete! Reward: Gossip Radar (permanent edition)! The daily business of surviving and eavesdropping in the Forbidden City officially begins!]
A clever, fun-loving guy watches the palace intrigue unfold live~
Oops, it's really good-looking, lighthearted and funny Some don't need to be brainy, and some need to be a little bit brainy, especially the description of Concubine Hua taking Bu Yao, "The setting sun dyed the glazed tiles of the Forbidden City into blood. The Bu Yao on Concubine Hua's head reflected the last light, which was dazzling, but it was almost dusk." There is also General Nian. In Jun's picture, "The vermilion door of the Yangxin Palace slowly closed behind her, blocking out the cold night wind outside, and also seemed to block out the coming disaster." The writing is very good, and the author's great progress can be seen in the text. Each one is better than the last one. Come on big 👍
It's so exquisite and so beautiful. Book lovers, come and read it. This book really has endless aftertaste after reading 20 chapters. Our Hongle is really smart. He gained Li Jingyan's favor by being grateful for his mother's Good Friday. He enlightened Yu Ying'er through Bi Mawen's story, and then let her sing a folk tune and regained the love of the Queen Mother. The plot is really interconnected, and every link shows logic. It is worth watching.
@ Fermentation failed body Author, your writing is good-looking, but when will there be a female protagonist??? I think the woman in that racecourse is pretty good, and Chun Changzai is pretty good too
The author writes very well, great work, come on!
It's very interesting. The author has great imagination and explains many different aspects of the story from a child's perspective. The tasks issued by the system are also very funny.
Come on, author, you can do it
Very interesting, fascinated by it