[Multiple heroines + enjoying music in the pleasure quarter + no hardship]
Chu Feng, a loser, awakens the Loan System. Immortal pills, cultivation, divine weapons: as long as he talks people into taking out loans, he can collect the interest.
What he doesn’t expect is that his masseuse is actually an empress from the immortal realm!
“My name is Feng Qingqing. I was once the empress of the immortal realm. After I was betrayed and died in the war between immortals and demons, I ended up in this world and survived as a masseuse. I had no hope of revenge, until I met that man…”
Chu Feng: “Your Majesty, could I borrow your phone for a second?”
???
One minute later…
Feng Qingqing: “Why is my body so hot? What did you do to me? What is this power?”
Chu Feng: “Your Majesty, I applied for a 1,500-year cultivation loan for you. Don’t worry, Tongtian Loans is a major platform. The interest is low, and we’re absolutely reliable!”
Once he enters the cultivation world, while everyone else is studying techniques and suffering through training, Chu Feng kicks off a loan craze!
The fallen Gu Immortal Fang Yuan wants revenge?
“Why start over from scratch, Immortal Venerable? Take out a loan! This Rank Ten Pure Death Gu will give you a helping hand!”
The Demon Emperor leads an army to attack the Heavenly Court?
“Your Majesty, this weapon loan will equip your troops with powerful arms. Won’t those heavenly soldiers be as easy to cut down as vegetables?”
One moment: Xiao Yan gets dumped by his fiancée?
The next: the loan comes through, and the Flame Emperor faces off against the Soul Heaven Emperor!
Three days east of the river, three days west of it. Never look down on a poor young man!
But the sky-high interest leaves the young prodigies in misery!
The empress: “I can’t pay your interest anymore. This apron…”
By sucking the blood of all the great prodigies, Chu Feng has risen to rival the Great Emperors!
Double pupils? Supreme Bone?
They’re all little brothers in the face of my genius borrowers!