> After being tormented in the Underworld for a hundred years, Jiang Lin unexpectedly binds himself to a useless System.
> System rule: The more you fleece the Underworld, the stronger you become!
> So for a hundred years, he stole the King of Hell’s judge’s brush to use as a back scratcher, swiped Meng Po’s soup and drank it like juice, and used the Book of Life and Death as scrap paper...
> At last, after the System fleeced the Underworld into ruin, he finally returned to the human world.
> He had just squatted by the roadside to eat a bun when he got a call from the best friend he hadn’t seen in a hundred years. “Bro, lots of weird stuff has been happening lately. I think the world’s about to change!”
> Jiang Lin stared at his phone. Behind him was the collapsing vortex of the Underworld; before him lay the human world, about to be invaded by the uncanny.
> He silently pulled out the dried salted fish he’d brought back from the Underworld. “Don’t panic. I’ve got just a tiny bit of experience.”