Reborn as the Heavenly Dao, I Faked an Ascension Scam Overnight

Name: Reborn as the Heavenly Dao, I Faked an Ascension Scam Overnight
Author: Why Isn't It the First Day Yet

转生天道，我连夜编造飞升骗局

by Why Isn't It the First Day Yet (咋还不是第一天)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 128k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Reborn as a dying Heavenly Dao, I cobbled together a “fake ascension scheme” overnight.

The Spider Emperor reigns supreme through the ages. Ascension means death!

I cut off the spiritual energy, destroyed the sacred grounds, and poured cultivation into people. I only wanted to stay alive, but I drove mortals into becoming the Fourth Calamity.

An undying army from the Reincarnation Hall? VIP cultivation packages from hell? A pressure test from extraterrestrial demons?

Don’t panic. As their keeper, I believe in raising pigs scientifically.

Seven months later, trillions of immortals show up at my door with knives: “Where’s the Spider Emperor you promised?!”

I quietly produce a docile little spider. “...How about calling it the Spider Emperor’s little brother?”

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