[Entertainment industry train wreck × aloof movie star: A guide to getting famous by trying to die in reverse]
Other people get bound to Systems that help them become award-winning actresses or channel the voice of a legendary singer.
I get bound to a System that has me sleeping through a top-tier star’s concert, eating chicken legs at an actor’s awards ceremony, blasting a terrible movie actress on the red carpet, being a gaming disaster, and working as security at a charity gala?
Are the haters having a field day every day? There’s no need for them to do anything...
I’m being forced into this! That damned “reverse self-destruction” System 666 has me on the road to becoming an insanely unpopular celebrity through all these forced stunts!
System: “Congratulations, Host, on achieving the ‘infamous across the entire internet’ milestone! Reward: Movie star ‘Hate Level’ +100%!”
The motto of Reverse Self-Destruction System No. 666: Break the mold and rise to the top in reverse! Self-destruction is an art, and giving up is an attitude!
When I publicly asked Lu Jingheng at his premiere, “Are the snot bubbles in your crying scenes special effects?”
The trending topics were a sure thing:
#WenJunCountdownToBeingBlacklisted#
#ActorLu’sKillerGlareCaughtOnCamera#
Three days later, Lu Jingheng was waiting outside my home:
“So interested in my snot bubbles? Why not marry me and study them every day?”
Later, the variety show comments were flooded with:
#DidActorLuWipeChickenGreaseOffWenJunToday#
#HowTheUntouchableStarBecameTheSelfDestructionQueen’sPersonalNanny#
Just think, back then some big shot was begging to be given a chance to pursue me! Not to mention his limitless indulgence. Is this really not some wild fantasy about a lifelong bachelor training a dog?
I hear System 666 has quite a backstory. What bittersweet secrets is it hiding?
[This story is set in a fictional world. It is not intended as satire or to refer to anyone in particular.]
I don't know why this book has no ratings, but it's really interesting, funny, sad, and true, and it's really worth reading.
Laughing so hard [laughing][laughing][laughing] Cute unlucky little guy Xiao Wenjun
It looks great, the system is super good, like friends and family
Funny and social haha