[Mudslide in the Entertainment Circle × Cold-blooded Movie King, A Handbook of Reverse Charming to Death and Becoming Popular]
Others tie the system: becoming a movie queen and possessing a singer.
I tied the system: Sleeping at a top-notch concert? Eating chicken legs at the Best Actor Award Ceremony? Angry movie queen on the red carpet? Gaming black hole? Working as a security guard at a charity night?
Black fans are celebrating Chinese New Year every day, right? No need to take action...
I was forced to do so. The damn [reverse death-seeking] system 666 put me on the road of being forced to "seeking death" in a super stupid way!
System: "Congratulations to the host for achieving the [Network-wide Black and Red Achievement]! Reward: The Best Actor's 'Hate Value' +100%!"
Motto No. 666 Of the Reverse Death System: Break through the rules and reach the top in the reverse direction! Death is an art, and being bad is an attitude!
When I publicly questioned Lu Jingheng at the premiere: "Are the snot bubbles in your crying scene a special effect?"
Hot search reservations:
#blockcountdown#
#record#
Three days later, Lu Jingheng blocked the door of my house:
"So interested in my snot bubbles? Why don't you study it every day until you get married?"
Later, the variety show barrage flooded the screen:
#Did you help Wen Jun rub chicken legs with oil today#
#On how the flower of the high mountain became the exclusive nanny of the evil spirits#
I think back on those days, but a certain big boss begged him to give him a chance to pursue himself! Not to mention the bottomless indulgence. Isn't it really a record of a female single's dog training?
I heard that System 666 has a great background, but what kind of sourness and secrets does it hide?
[This article is based on an imaginary background, without any irony or direction]
Reader comments
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Laughing so hard [laughing][laughing][laughing] Cute unlucky little guy Xiao Wenjun
I don't know why this book has no ratings, but it's really interesting, funny, sad, and true, and it's really worth reading.
Funny and social haha
It looks great, the system is super good, like friends and family