Eighteen-year-old Jun Mingli hadn't even eaten her takeout before a "blind-driving car" sent her on her way. When she opened her eyes again, she had become a thirteen-year-old lie-flat little princess of Nan Hai Commandery!
Bonus: loving parents who dote on each other! And an adorable little brother!
The fief is bitterly cold?
No, no, no!!!
Facing the sea! A paradise of fruit! A salted-fish dream!
With the emperor far away, she persuades her father to be like Erlang Shen, "answering the summons but not the call to court," and life is blissful~
Who could have guessed the old emperor would issue an edict: the whole family must go to the capital to celebrate his birthday!
The result: the birthday banquet becomes a state funeral.
The new emperor takes the throne and turns on them faster than a page can turn!
The new emperor: "Heh. Close the gates! Send in the brothers!"
The crown prince, Prince Su, Prince Kang? High-stakes political scheming?
Jun Mingli: Thanks for asking, but high school math, physics, and chemistry never taught me how to outwit people. All I know is how to... flip the table!
Pretending to be crazy and silly + natural superhuman strength = social death? Not a chance! Embarrassing? That's your KPI!
Want to trap us until we die? Dream on! I'm going back to my fief!
An army of a hundred thousand pounding at the gates?
No problem! I'll get my tech tree going! Let these fans of political games see what it means for productivity to crush everything! No CP, focused on strengthening the nation through technology! Long live lying flat!
[No CP, no System, ordinary female lead, not an all-rounder.]
