Pick Up a Nonhuman and Make Him My Boyfriend

Standalone stories + sweet romance + nonhuman male leads

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① The puppeteer Jiang Yu draws a clown card, summoning Bly.

He’s handsome and elegant, yet incredibly dangerous.

In front of her, Bly acts sweet and pitiful,

like a dog that’s been abandoned.

“Master, don’t leave me behind again.” He gently kisses her fingertips, dark currents surging in his eyes.

② Shen Yao transmigrates into an arena, where she meets Xie Zhuo, covered in blood.

Pierced through with chains and imprisoned like a beast,

he terrifies everyone else, but she can only feel sorry for his countless wounds.

“I want him.” She saves the “monster” in everyone’s eyes.

When she unlocks his chains with her own hands and gently touches his wounds, the mad dragon doesn’t sheathe his fangs. He asks hoarsely:

“You... aren’t afraid of me?”

③ When a well-behaved madman meets a flamboyant madman, the first to drop his mask loses.

Jiang Yan is covered in blood, laughing wildly and dangerously, but the moment he sees Ming Wan, he reins himself in and pretends to be a gentle, harmless lost soul.

Two madmen, locked in an unspoken battle of acting.

④ What I discovered only after I won over Tomie:

1. He gets killed by different people.

2. All his rivals in love are his clones.

3. The one who gets jealous the most is actually himself.

“Yin Ruoxi! Don’t touch that fake’s hair!”

I finally remembered the fortune teller’s warning from before I transmigrated: I wasn’t short on romance, I was short on Sadako.

⑤ A black snake casually scoops up a girl and brings her back to his cave.

But once she recovers, she becomes even chattier.

“Gu Xun, your scales are so shiny!”

“Gu Xun, your tail is so pretty!”

“Gu Xun, won’t you pay attention to me?”

Gu Xun: ...I should’ve left her to fend for herself.