That’s right, he was walking without watching where he was going, with his eyes practically in the sky. His right foot made firm, intimate contact with the cow dung in the grass.
By the time Su Youqing realized what had happened, it was too late. Feeling terribly wronged, he let out a wail.
“Little sis!!!! I stepped in cow poop!!!!!”
Su Youning turned at the sound and looked down, witnessing the fresh, steaming “crime scene.” Su Youqing stood frozen in place as if he’d stepped on a land mine, his brow furrowed so deeply it could practically crush a fly.
“Bro, lift your foot!”
“I’m scared. It’s so gross, sob...”
“If you keep standing on it, it’ll soak in and get even grosser!”
“Su Youning, why am I so unlucky?”
“Now is not the time to talk about that. I’m telling you, lift your foot right now! Forget the shoe, or I’ll catch a frog and put it on you!”
“Su Youning, is that the only trick you know?”
“Qing, I think you’d better do what she says. It looks like Youning really caught one.”
As Su Youning hurried over, frog in hand, Zhou Yuetian quickly stepped in front of Su Youqing. Faced with pressure from both sides, Su Youqing gritted his teeth and yanked his foot free.
Zhou Yuetian held back a laugh as he helped Su Youqing hop along on one leg, still loyally shielding him from behind.
“Zhou Yuetian, from now on, we’re best friends.”
“Bro, your definition of a best friend really has no principles at all.”
