I’m a Slacker Clan Head! Every Investment Pays Back a Thousandfold!

[Lie flat + xuanhuan + everyone overinterprets everything + mindless thrills]

Lin Zhufeng (socially anxious + only wants to lie flat)

After transmigrating into an immortal family, he activates the family investment System. Successful investments can earn returns of a thousandfold, or even ten thousandfold!

Unfortunately, his entire family is made up of overthinkers! Every casual gesture and glance is interpreted as something profoundly meaningful.

[Ding! Family crisis mission: deal with the Qingyun Sect's provocation!]

Lin Zhufeng: “How noisy!” He casually points at a mass grave.

Result: The Third Elder digs like mad and unearths an Ancient Divine Meridian! The whole family is stunned: “The young master has eyes like torches. He sees through illusions and points straight to the source!”

[Ding! Mission to unlock Lin Qingxuan's potential!]

Lin Zhufeng: “What a bother!” He casually hands her a “sugar bean.”

Result: His sister bursts into tears of excitement as she awakens the one and only Lunar Divine Physique of all ages! The whole family rejoices: “The young master has returned to simplicity, turning stone into gold!”

[Ding! Mission: Father Lin Tianxiong faces a threat from a Sacred Ground!]

Lin Zhufeng: “You're giving me a headache!” He casually tosses out a “Supreme Bone” as a toy.

Result: His father awakens with a mighty presence, driving back the Sacred Ground's Sky-Patrolling Envoy with a single word! The whole family worships him: “The young master sees far into the future, pushing the family patriarch to become stronger!”

The more of a “lazy fish” he is, the more fervently his family worships him, treating him like a fated prodigy, a “Qilin Son,” and even a god!

When he finally “wakes up” for good, what astonishing changes will await the Lin family, which he unwittingly propelled to the peak of all the heavens?