The Sign-In System Gives Me Whatever I Want, and This Lazybones Has Finally Learned to Lie Flat!

Yang Niannian was a 996 wage slave who wanted nothing more than to lie flat, lie flat, lie flat...

Perhaps her resentment as a wage slave ran too deep, because her dream actually came true.

Sign-in System bound successfully!

Ding! Sign-in successful. Congratulations, Host, you’ve received your long-awaited cash reward of one million yuan.

Ding! Sign-in successful. Congratulations, Host, you’ve received one permanently slimming pill that won’t make you gain weight, even if you eat without restraint x1.

Ding! Sign-in successful. Congratulations, Host, you’ve received one pill that makes you glowingly fair and keeps you from tanning, no matter how much sun you get x1.

Ding! Sign-in successful. Congratulations, Host, you’ve received a spacious top-floor apartment: no golden or silver nest beats your own little doghouse x1.

Yang Niannian: “???!!! Hahaha... I’ve struck it rich, I’ve struck it rich! Hahahahaha! Whatever I want, I get. System, you really know how the world works!!!”