Bro, Why Is Your Emperor Banner Giving Off Black Smoke?

Name: Bro, Why Is Your Emperor Banner Giving Off Black Smoke?
Author: Even the Gods Can't See

兄弟，你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊

by Even the Gods Can't See (神仙看不到)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.2M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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7.5Score

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Li Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and, from the start, sees a dragon in his dormitory and photographs the legendary Dragon King. As a result, he's locked up in a psychiatric hospital for two and a half years. After getting out, he assumes it was all in his imagination. But when he arrives at university, he discovers that there are all sorts of nonhuman creatures around him. Is the university haunted or something? Fortunately, he awakens a System. By capturing or killing unidentified creatures, he can earn all kinds of rewards. [Ding! Congratulations, you have captured a woman in white +1. You have received the Five Thunder Technique!] [Ding! Congratulations, you have killed an evil spirit +1. You have received a Qi Refining Pill.] [Ding! Congratulations, you have killed a ghost in a cemetery. You have received a Foundation Establishment Pill.] [Ding! Congratulations, you have captured a locust tree spirit. You have received a Breakthrough Pill.] Later, he is discovered by Bureau 749 and becomes its most impressive intern. He tramples evil dragons, slaps the Imperial Fox Maiden on the rear, and even the bureau chief gets a couple of slaps. He is hailed as the fastest genius in history to advance through the cultivation realms. He is also known as the nightmare of every mountain spirit and ghost. Then, in Shanghai, he faces his Divine Transformation tribulation, triggering thunderous phenomena that shake the heavens and shock the entire world… This book is also known as: [I'm at Bureau 749, and This Intern Is Seriously Evil] and [Oh No, the Ten Thousand Souls Banner! This Kid's a Dark Cultivator!]

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Personally, I think it's still watchable because the main character is decisive and decisive [laughing] It's a lot of fun even though he's greedy [laughing] using General Duanmu's classic method of making ghosts come alive [laughing] Finally, I hope the author can work harder and update it so that the eunuch won't be left unfinished.
29 likes1y ago
A very good and refreshing article, the numbers are high enough, and the quality of the protagonist is also high enough
23 likes1y ago
Funny and humorous, a book to relieve boredom, highly recommended
15 likes1y ago
I still have to choose a small spell to survive the Golden Pill Thunder Tribulation, but the golden finger is in vain.
11 likes1y ago
It's very well written, that's what good writing should be like
9 likes1y ago
It's really good to read, but it's suitable for reading when you're very busy, because it's best not to use your brain when reading this kind of novel. If you use your brain, you will find many loopholes, but this kind of funny and exciting novel does not need to use your brain, just read it.
8 likes8mo ago
Love to watch, easy and mindless. However, I feel that it is a bit inconsistent to include the silly girl in the early stage, and she is dedicated, but not mentioned at all later, which is a bit strange. Apart from this, the whole story is still very enjoyable.
8 likes1y ago
The author reads it to me, and I solemnly swear: starting from today, I will never update it. I will not watch dramas, travel, or get sick. I will play no games, no hydrology. Strict self-discipline, cherishing time like gold, perseverance, hard work, advocating first-class, striving for brilliance, taking pleasure in coding, being tempered into steel, and worthy of readers, worthy of youth, and worthy of the future. As an author, I solemnly declare: I firmly believe that I am an excellent author. Coding is my bounden duty. I have unlimited potential and am not afraid of hardship! I can code diligently. I am a keyboard in the dark and a guard on the Great Wall of Internet. I voluntarily dedicate my life to coding every day and every night.
7 likes10mo ago
It's very beautiful. If it's not five stars, it's useless. It must be five stars [like]
7 likes1y ago
Author update soon The author's soul returns... 𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌 The soul returns... Driving the long whip and setting up the six bridles... 𓀌𓀎𓀠𓀤𓀫 The soul is back... Crossing the mountain and singing... The soul is back... The soul is back... 𓀋𓀌𓀎𓀙𓀠 The soul returns... Sings high and triumphant... We share the same robe and enjoy the glory... 𓀋𓀠𓀤𓀥𓀫 The soul is back... The soul is back... 𓀋𓀌𓀎𓀙𓀠𓀤𓀥𓀫𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌𓀀𓀁𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌
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