I Have the Same Bloodline as the Strongest Rebel

A WeChat avatar with a childish face, big breasts and black stockings sent a friend request: "Dear, Heavenly Court has established a system with five insurances and one fund, and immortality. Do you want to know about it?" Hey! Are you good at physics? Sun Wukong, the battle-defying Buddha with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, appeared while chewing a peach, with a joking look in his eyes: "Do you want to learn some real skills and let these hozens call you daddy?" " The cold disciple of Erlang Shen Guanjiangkou? Physics test paper is confusing! The irritable disciple of Nezha from Yibin? The leverage principle teaches you how to be a good person! The trio formed an "Anti-Bone Alliance" to deal with the dissatisfaction of all kinds of gods! Steal the pagoda and let Nezha beat up Li Jing? What a joke! Bringing monkeys to harm the peach orchard? Don't do anything basic! Is there heavy smoke in Laojun's alchemy room? The physics experiment just failed! The gods from all walks of life were furious: "Lawless! Must be severely punished! " Sun Wukong held the golden hoop and sneered: "Touch my disciple? Have you asked me, Lao Sun? " Yang Jiantian's eyes opened: "Where is the evidence? " Nezha stepped on the hot wheel: "Who? Who wants to fight? Take me one! " In the clouds, the phantom of Saint Kong coughed lightly: "Ahem, once the back of virtue is lifted, who else in the world... Is there? " Kong Deshu: "Don't make any noise! Let me just ask—" "Who else in this world wants to taste my physics test paper? ! " On the first day he took office, Kong Deshu was stunned: Mountain temple? Dangerous house! Incense tribute? Robbed! Even the instant noodles were looted by the monkey bandits! The monkey king "General Beng" held a cigarette in his mouth and crossed his legs: "New here? Do you understand the rules? Pay the protection fee! " Reasonable? The monkeys took out the "Tianting Wildlife Protection Law" and slapped him in the face! "It doesn't make sense, I still passed junior high school physics. "