[Funny + Invincible + Pretentious + Behemoth + Not Brainless]
I am Ling Daozi, a saint of heaven. It is your great honor to fall to the Blue Star due to a space turbulence.
The giant beast is attacking, and although I am reduced to a golden elixir, my saintly demeanor cannot be lost. It is my mission to protect the human race.
Godzilla? It's Godzilla he's fighting! Muto? This saint captured it with one hand. Raton? Fire monster? However, there are too many impurities and it is impure. King Ghidorah? There are three demonic dragons, but why are they a bit nondescript? The space virus, the demon clan, and the army are coming, let's see how I can turn the tide!