Transmigrate into a book + livestreaming + goofy comedy + satisfying wish fulfillment + cultivation + everyone's favorite + secret identities + subverting expectations + no romance + female protagonist
Mai Bao transmigrates, and from the start she's caught in the Immortal-Slaying Array!
A top corporate drone transmigrates into the wicked female villain of a cultivation novel, right as the male lead and the great masters of the righteous sects join forces to destroy her. Her soul will be scattered in 59 seconds!
Mai Bao: Thanks for asking. I'm at the execution ground. Urgently seeking a golden finger!
Ding! [Myriad Realms Livestream Auction System] activated!
And so, cultivators throughout the Jiuhuan Realm witness a sight they will never forget:
Inside the Immortal-Slaying Array, a certain "demoness" holds up the sword belt of the real Iron Sword Immortal (crossed out), his scabbard, and shouts herself hoarse:
"Hey, everyone! This is the authentic scabbard of the real Iron Sword Immortal, won at the risk of life and death! Collector's edition, with traces of sword intent still on it. If you want one, drop a 1 in the chat!"
[Is it really that hardcore? Can I use it to hack zombies?]
[Is it truly that powerful? Streamer, are you telling the truth? Deception is no gentleman's way.]
[My fangs have crushed the wreckage of the Federation's starships. This looks sturdy enough. What do you want for it?]
Mai Bao, dead? No, she made off with her first fortune!
From that day on, the cultivation world's style goes completely off the rails:
While others fly on their swords, she rides an [otherworldly skateboard] and livestreams her sales.
While others hunt for treasures in secret realms, she auctions off demon beast dung: "Natural fertilizer! A must-have for farming!"
While others toil to break through to the next realm, she munches on [pure golden cores] and exclaims, "Everyone! Cultivating through spending money is the way to go!"
Even more absurdly, she spends so much on her dilapidated sect, Starfall Pavilion, that it becomes a [Cyberpunk Happy Soda Fortress], the entire mountain glittering like a giant KTV disco ball!
While everyone else struggles through a hard life of cultivation, watch her prove the Dao through business!
