Transmigrated into the Beggars' Sect in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Lin Xiao is starving, getting beaten, and condemned from the start to die as cannon fodder at Juxian Manor?
Lin Xiao's transmigration script is a total disaster!
A top-tier star with a hundred-billion fortune and a born social butterfly in his past life, he got sent back to ancient times with one blow to the head just for running his mouth at a big shot?
Reborn as cannon fodder at the bottom of the Beggars' Sect, with a stick wound on his back and no food in his belly, he's destined to be slapped to death by Qiao Feng like some random low-level enemy!
All Lin Xiao wants is to steal Duan Yu's Beiming Divine Skill, make a quick getaway, and lie low until the end of time...
Who knew that right after he swore, "If I ever run my mouth again, may lightning strike me dead," the Strongest Trash-Talker System would activate!
[Quest: Tell the venomous beauty Madam Ma, "You smell amazing today!"]
[Guaranteed reward: Six months of inner energy! Failure penalty: Do a handstand and have explosive diarrhea on the spot!]
With an elder raising a bloodstained disciplinary ruler and the deathly scent of incense from Kang Min's Buddhist altar in his nostrils, Lin Xiao throws caution to the wind!
"Madam!!! You smell absolutely, wonderful, today!!!"
From then on, the whole world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils takes a wild turn:
Run his mouth about Madam Ma in front of Qiao Feng?
Mock Buddhist teachings while Sweeper Monk gives a sermon?
Make Duan Yu curse the Fairy Sister?
Teach Yue Laosan some manners?
Even... shout "Long live legal lolis!" at Tianshan Child Granny?
[Ding! Target: Qiao Feng! Setting: Apricot Grove! Trash talk impact: world-shaking! Reward: Fragment of the True Meaning of the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!]
[Ding! Target: Wuyazi! Setting: Zhenlong Chess Game! Trash-talk rating: SSS! Reward: A century's worth of Beiming True Qi!]
Lin Xiao races down the road to his own doom: the more outrageous the trash talk, the bigger the reward!
Do you know how far away Mantuo Villa is from Wuliang Mountain? Did Wang Yuyan teleport to Wuliang Mountain the next second she was at Mantuo Villa? And when you were chased at Mantuo Villa, you were at Wuliang Mountain the next second? Did you fly here? Laughing to death