The Primordial Chaos Creation God Yaoguang was betrayed and her divine body shattered. When she opened her eyes again, she had become Su Yao, the recently weaned young lady of the Duke of Zhenguo's estate in Dongling! Her divine power was gone, her memories were shattered, and now she had to endure all the ordinary human necessities of eating, drinking, and using the toilet? Yaoguang angrily smashed the Primordial Chaos Cauldron (which existed only in her imagination): What a disgrace!
And the worst part was, what was wrong with this family of mortals?!
She ranted furiously in her mind: [Mother! That bowl of ginseng soup is poisoned!] [Second Brother! That scroll you picked up is a fragment of demonic cultivation! Throw it away!] [Grandfather! Tomorrow's expedition should take the western route! There's an ambush to the east!]
She had planned to quietly restore her divine power and return to the realm of the gods for revenge. Who knew her whole family would defy fate by secretly listening to her thoughts?
The invincible Su army sweeping across the land? That was thanks to my strategic guidance!
My frail Second Brother ascending to immortality in broad daylight? That was just an introductory immortal-world cultivation manual I casually tossed him!
My battle-hardened grandfather cultivating immortality? I only did it because his murderous aura was keeping me awake!
The Noble Consort casts a curse? The Imperial Preceptor schemes? The princes plot? Ha, you think you can bend the rules in front of me?
One day, after recovering some of her divine power, Yaoguang put her hands on her hips and thought: I'm coming clean! Listen up, all of you...
Her whole family immediately covered their ears. “Yao Yao, be good. Your thoughts are so loud, they're giving us a headache!”
#Wasn't this supposed to be a revenge story about punishing scumbags? How did it turn into the family's daily routine of doting on their favorite?# #After the whole family starts listening to her thoughts, things get increasingly unhinged#
