Lin Xiao transmigrates to the cultivation world with only one goal: to be a lazy fish.
Unfortunately, competition within the sect is brutal, and the 996 cultivation schedule has become the norm.
While others train hard in sword flight, he develops the "ImmortalNet" to scroll through short videos.
While others brave secret realms in search of treasure, he makes PowerPoint presentations for the elders to reform the sect's KPIs.
One day, at the Immortal Sect Tournament, he's forced to show off his latest invention:
"This is the Auto-Cultivation App. You can raise your cultivation while lying down."
As the crowd falls silent, the aloof sword-cultivator senior sister suddenly blushes:
"Junior Brother, can dual cultivation... speed things up?"
In the corner, the Demon Venerable suddenly flips the table:
"Can I pay to unlock this feature early?!"
