Let You Set up a Stall to Make a Living, and You Send the Customers to Surrender

[Urban Food] [Night Market Stalls] [Relaxing and Funny] [Strange Stories about Rules] [No Heroine] "Comrade police, I surrender!" "I am a financial fraudster, and all the money is hidden in the mezzanine of the fish tank in my villa!" In front of a Teppanyaki stall at a night market, a man who had just finished a serving of Teppanyaki bean sprouts burst into tears and exposed all his crimes in front of a live broadcast of diners and internet celebrities. I, the stall owner Chen Gou, looked at the police who surrounded me instantly, and the shovel in my hand was shaking. I swear, I'm just a young man who wants to live a peaceful life. Who knew that after purchasing from that "Shanhai Food Store", my life would be completely out of control! All my ingredients come to life, and each one has its own outrageous rules: After eating [Honest Bean Sprouts], within ten minutes, the words from the bottom of my heart felt like they were stuck in my throat, and I couldn't stop saying them! After accidentally eating [Social Awesome Squid], a patient with social anxiety hugged a telephone pole and shouted "big brother" on the spot, which made the local news headlines! There is also the [Disappearing Mushroom], which allows small transparent employees to perfectly avoid the boss's 996 blessing report and achieve in-situ invisibility in the office... A golden finger called "The Illustrated Book of Food Spirits" was bound to my mind, but it happened to be an "afterthought"! Only when the customer eats the ingredients and triggers a sufficiently exciting social event will it calculate the "fun value" and complete the real instructions for the ingredients. Welcome to my Goubuli Teppanyaki. Every order is an unpredictable and hilarious social experiment. Friendly reminder: Before placing an order, please be sure to think about what "problem" you want to solve with this meal.