My name is Lin Feng, I am 22 this year. I was just dumped by my money-worshiping girlfriend, and then I was fired by my shady boss.
When life was dark, I broke the broken incense burner left by my grandma.
No fairy flew out of the incense burner, but a woman floated out.
Wearing a blood-colored phoenix robe, he has a peerless appearance, but his eyes are cold.
She told me that her name was "You" and she was the Nine Nether Ghost Emperor who had been sleeping for 300 million years.
And I am the pure Yang Dao body that she has been waiting for for nine lifetimes.
"Be my man and I will give you everything you want." She said in a tone that left no room for doubt.
I was just about to say how can a man eat soft rice, but then...
The bully who bullied me had my whole family kneeling in front of me the next day, kowtowing like a bully.
My ex-girlfriend, who worships money, cried and begged me to get back together, saying that she was short-sighted.
Everyone who looked down on me can now only look up at the dust at my feet.
And what I have to do every day is lie down.
Of course, this "soft rice" is not free.
Every midnight, this ghost emperor's wife, who is 300 million years older than me, will quietly float to my bedside, exhaling like blue and slightly opening her red lips:
"Husband, it's time to give in to 'yang energy'..."
Me:? ? ?
Don't tell me about thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, and don't tell me about don't bully young people into poverty.
My wife is the Ghost Emperor, and I show my cards, and eat soft rice, it tastes so good!
