The stupid Qing Zhaoyun was fooled ("The sour wine hidden under the locust tree by my brother... Has expired!"), And the military advisor Xu Shu was sharply complained about ("My lord, your calling for wind and rain... Do you need me to prepare a bucket of warm water in advance?"), And the wretched development of farming was opened. At the top of Luoyang City, the beautiful Diao Chan caught a glimpse, and his mind-reading skills failed on the spot: "My foster father sent me to seduce Lu Bu and bring down Dong Zhuo? Who dares to accept this high-risk KPI?!"
From then on, the painting style of Shengun completely went astray——
Private meeting at Fengyiting? The black cat took away the waistband of Lu Bu's pants and added fuel to the fire!
An alliance between princes? Sell Cao Cao's "Xingnao Mint Pills" (sadly crying for Dong Zhuo), and give Sun Quan "anti-plague turtle shells" (engraved with fire prevention reminders)!
The final battle in Chibi? Stealing the limelight from Zhou Yu, he shouted: "I have taken advantage of the east wind! Commander, hurry up and light the fire!"
The ultimate secret of fishing for social animals? Backhand 996 blessings to the whole Three Kingdoms! When Cao Liusun was bald due to his involvement in the crime, he had already hugged his wife Diao Chan, who was both wise and brave, hugged the meritorious Dean Cat, and slumped on the dragon chair wailing.