
Sir, I Didn't Mean to Pick a Fight. I Wanted to Ask for a Kiss
长官我真没想撩架,是想求吻您
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 379k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- The Top Alpha Bad Dog Gets Smacked Silly by His Gorgeous Commander Again顶A坏狗又被美人长官一巴掌打爽Former title · until Oct 2026
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It's very beautiful, and the cool character design is well grasped. There is no watermelon to sell apples. At present, it seems that there are two pairs of deputy CPs, but there is not much plot. I hope it can continue like this. I can create a side story for the deputy CPs, but the main plot should be left to the main CP. (I saw a sub-CP before that described more plots than the main CP, which completely subverted my understanding. If I like the sub-CP so much, why don't I just buy a separate one 🤦
Full marks, needless to say 😉 It's been a long time since I've seen such an appetizing article on Tomato 😍😍😍 I won't say much more as I haven't finished it yet. The relationship between the two makes people's hearts melt 😚 Pei Xiaowu and Xie Meiren 99❤️💕 (Xie Tan is simply the goddess, master, mother, sister, queen!!! (No intention of being feminine, sorry for the offence)
It's really, really good-looking. I really love Nian. The sexual tension of 1 is really indescribable (Baby's writing is so good! It's so cool). And I love the point where 0's hair grows longer. There's also the pervert who always harasses 0. It's so funny to be stuck with a needle. , 0 I think they are both beautiful and powerful, they are really beautiful and strong, 1 also, I love them so much!!! The moles on both sides are so astringent, I really love the interaction between the young couple! How can it be so beautiful, baby, come on🥹
Ah!!!! The ultimate pull, the ultimate year, I still have to say it loudly!!!!! How could the next year be so crazy without the favor of the first year!!!!!!!!!! Beauty, I love you 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 I hope this book will be popular and popular (This is the first time I have written such a long review, please forgive me [sending heart] [sending heart]
I really like this article written by Shu Jin. It's a kitten and puppy type, and it's also a cool kitten with a little bit of fishing. Friends who like this kind of There has been no misunderstanding for decades, just because the puppy felt that he should strengthen his strength to protect the kitten and make himself a good match for Xiao Dan. Moreover, the author who they were also connected with only took about one page to finish the whole process. Don't worry about abuse. Other than that, there is no abuse. So don't worry, this is a sweet article, and the emotional line between Zhou and Zhou is really super interesting! Friends who like to watch beauties training wolf-dogs can really read Dada's article. Let me tell you that Dada is really trying his best to write cars for us, and Dada's article is finished. Then I will give you a highlight. This article has a male deputy CP, but it does not appear many times. Friends of Lei can just ignore it and hope that Dada can give a reply. I really love Dada's article!!! (*^3^)/~☆Big kiss
Super super pretty! This is the end of the year! Cool! I had my lips raised throughout the whole process, this setting is so awesome! Like this very much! The characterization is also very good, I like it very much! But the author always seems a little worried, but I want to say that you have to believe in yourself! It's written in big letters and is super fragrant. Who knows the sense of redemption that comes from seeing such a fairy on your birthday! Either 10,000 words per day, or 10 articles per day, the author chooses one👁️👁️
I've finished watching it, it's very interesting 😄 It's a very enjoyable character, the tsundere cat! But I was a little exhausted watching the part where Gong and Shou were separated due to conflict. Gong had a misunderstanding and didn't speak up 🤦 or Shou Zhui explained it in the past 😄 and I don't understand why there had to be a turning point where they separated and reunited [Petrified] I really didn't understand the meaning of this part, and a plot was added forcibly just to let Gong grow up in a different place? After the reunion, Gong doesn't look as innocent as he did when he was young 🤔 But it's still delicious 💕
Xie Mao Mao is really, really good, charming and strong. Although this article is overall very sweet, I can't accept the more than fifty years apart in the middle. I can understand Pei's thoughts, but more than fifty years is really a long time. Although everyone in the interstellar life has become longer, the flow of time has not changed 😢 The reunion is a bit less sweet.
The setting is very good, but there may be something wrong with the character of the puppy. He is wanton publicity and not a hooligan. It is a bit unacceptable to secretly kiss the kitten while the kitten is unconscious before the kiss is clear. You can insert a segment that understands your feelings before the kiss to make a transition.
中规中矩吧,总体挺好看的,狗1🐱0写的挺对味的,但是有几个我个人觉得的问题。 第一个,受对老师的感情描写完全没有任何必要,受小时候那么痛苦其实压根不会对除了姐姐以外的任何人产生感情,他应该是天然警惕所有人的。就算老师对他很好,也不应该对他产生姐姐的移情。当然作者可能认为他就是会那我也不说了,毕竟不是我写的。我只是觉得这段东西太突兀,以至于后面敌人用这段感情来刺激攻就好像是为了虐一下而虐,没什么意思。 第二个,那个紫色芯片的组织也太仓促了…明明铺垫看起来是最大BOSS,控制这个控制那个,结果最后篇幅很小的带过了。 但是总体是算得上中等偏上的书,值得看一下