NPC Pharmacist, Players Beg Me Not to Do This!

BUG stuck to become a pharmacist in Novice Village? This NPC is inappropriate! ... Wait, being an NPC seems a bit fun? ———— When he woke up, the player Elio found that he had become the most miserable existence in the "Fantasy World" online game - the pharmacist NPC of Novice Village, EL-337! Fixed lines, stiff movements, players treating you like a vending machine? GM scan ready to "fix" you? Start in hell mode! But the soul of the social animal will never die! Elio quickly turned the dilemma into a "high degree of freedom role play": [Draw a chick on the potion bottle? Mysterious graffiti detonates player forums, and the medicine cabinet in Novice Village becomes an internet celebrity check-in spot! [The eyes hint at a hidden mission? The grumpy old man called the big boss awesome, and the NPC released the first guide with a squinting eye! [Special effects blue bottle burps with blue light? The live broadcast effect of the anchor is explosive, and the rejuvenating potion is sold out! [Publish a task to ask players to help me move the counter? I am professional in exploiting system loopholes. GM warns me that it is an electrostatic massage! [Weird trial tasks require a macho man to wear a garland, and collect screaming ferns to scare the cute boy into tears] New! [Customized potions satisfy players' outrageous imagination: A macho man with cat ears? Colorful disco? Speech followed by bubbles? Arrange! [Warehouse fishing partner? The stereotypical boss is so sweet? GM turned into technical support? This NPC's interpersonal relationships are a bit wild!] ———— See how Elio, a former player and current grooming master and NPC pharmacist, plays wildly on the edge of system rules and makes NPC career a hot topic on the Internet. While serving (fooling) players and dealing with (molesting) the GM, let's think about it - this data home seems to be good too?