I Just Want to Become the Least Appetizing Kid in the Universe

This is a cultivation novel with a certain distinctive flavor (I guess you could call it cultivation?).

Other people cultivate to ascend to immortality. I cultivate to turn rotten and moldy, and become the hardest guy to stomach!

With a Heaven-Piercing Plunger in hand, I take on constipation on a cosmic scale. Even the gods have to call me Master Ma!

I am the number-one plumber in the universe, and today I'll teach you what it means to “keep things flowing”!