I'll make you Crown Prince! But then you'll have to fight your way out of the Xuanwu Gate!
I'll make you Emperor! But then you'll face the Jingnan Campaign!
Shen You transmigrates to a parallel world 5,000 years in the future. Humanity has endured a Little Ice Age lasting two or three thousand years, leaving its history and culture severely depleted, and archaeological fever has swept the entire population!
Shen You creates a game based on historical stories. Players eagerly become crown princes, ready to enjoy a life of luxury before ascending the throne, with three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines... Wait, why have I ended up at Xuanwu Gate? Wait, why is my younger brother, the Prince of Qin, here?
The DLC is out, and players joyfully become emperors, ruling a splendid realm with beauties all around them and the power to command the world... Suddenly, the Prince of Yan arrives with a blade in hand to check on you: “Nephew, my dear nephew, your Fourth Uncle is here to settle the score!”
You lead a mighty army into battle, only to suddenly find yourself at Xiangji Temple...
You're the emperor with the humblest origins and the most legitimate claim to the throne, the one and only. You retake the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun, vie for control of the realm, and establish a mighty dynasty where the emperor guards the nation's gates. One of the greatest emperors in history, the mightiest carbon-based life-form of the fourteenth century... All right, here's a bowl. Go conquer the world yourself...
If you love the romance of the Republic of China, we'll send you off to be a farmhand, beaten bloody by the landlord, or a starving refugee among thousands of corpses. If you love the refined beauty of the Wei and Jin dynasties and the Southern and Northern Dynasties, we'll steam you, fry you, or roast you. They're all familiar faces, and they'll fit right on the table! Wife cakes really do contain wives!
The BGM kicks in. Nod for yes, shake your head for no. Jingnan Campaign, let's go! Real men reject inheritance! Eight hundred men have eight hundred ways of fighting: a showdown at Xuanwu Gate! Seventy thousand men have seventy thousand ways of fighting: a brawl at Xiangji Temple!
A Xuanwu Sect has been praised by you for so many words, but it still doesn't come out
Che Zulu talks a lot.