Lu Yao's first lesson after transmigrating: Never use common sense to make sense of this stitched-together world!
Priests hunt vampires, and preachers catch zombies! Hey, guys, did you mix up your jobs?
Wait! You two are both werewolves, so why are you fighting? What? You say you're a beastfolk werewolf, and you can transform under the full moon? So there are different factions of werewolves?
You say you have a beast-taming technique, and your spirit beasts are invincible? Then why not try my summoning circle, which can call forth a whole beast tide?
Hey, where's the alchemy master's Thunderstone? Those shameless machine jerks took it to charge their batteries again!
You're a stone man. Why not stay put instead of picking a fight with a mecha? Are you an idiot too? “Ding, the mecha System is not an idiot.” Fine, fine, you're not. Happy now?
Looking at the chaotic world before him, Lu Yao felt a headache coming on. At this point, even if a bug told him it was going to conquer the world, he'd believe it! Wait, I was just saying that. You're actually doing it?!
He takes out the dice. Is this world even worth saving?
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So you're saying there's still a sliver of hope?
No, you're going to lose completely!
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