I had just transmigrated into Tang Sanzang and hadn't even gotten used to being bald when a ding rang in my head: the [Red Dust Human Emperor System] had activated!
Who cares about journeying to the Western Heaven? Even a dog wouldn't go!
[Option One: Follow the Buddha's decree and journey to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures. Reward: Nine-Ring Monk's Staff (Mortal Grade), Brocade Kasaya (Mortal Grade).]
[Option Two: Stay in the Kingdom of Women and discuss life with Her Majesty the Queen. Reward: Complete Great Golden Immortal cultivation! Chaos Sacred Body! Human Emperor's Seal (prototype)!]
Was there even a choice?
“Your Majesty, this humble monk... No, I, Chen Xuanzang, am willing to do my part for the Kingdom of Women!”
[Ding! Host has successfully checked in at the Kingdom of Women and held hands with Her Majesty the Queen. Emotion Points +10,000! Reward: One million merits of the Human Path! Divine Ability: Words Become Law (Beginner)!]
Guanyin: “Tang Xuanzang, why aren't you heading west?!”
With the queen at my left, the Human Emperor's Seal in my right hand, and the fortune of the mortal world surging behind me, I said, “Sorry, the queen is hungry. This emperor has to go cook. The Western Heaven? What Western Heaven? Never heard of it!”
[Ding! Host has refused Guanyin's urging. Human Emperor's Authority +100! Reward: One drop of Pangu's blood essence! A million kalpas of cultivation!]
The Buddha panicked, and the saints were stunned! Where was the scripture pilgrim we'd been promised? How had he ended up staying in the Kingdom of Women as a live-in son-in-law and becoming the Human Emperor?! All living beings across the Three Realms were dumbfounded: This Tang Sanzang's whole style is wrong!
Very beautiful, very imaginative, invincible