Others cultivate immortality through talent, treasures, or lucky encounters...
But I, Lin Xiaoyu (Qi Xiaoqiang), am different! I do it by farting!
That day, I only meant to sneak a peek at the number-one beauty of Qingyun while she bathed... Ahem! I mean, while she cultivated! But I accidentally witnessed her unleash an earth-shattering fart!
And just like that, I became the sect's most wanted fugitive, with a bounty of one mid-grade spirit stone!
When the beauty came after me, one fart sent a Foundation Establishment demon cultivator flying, and awakened my Chaos Body, a rarity unseen for countless ages!
From then on, my path to immortality went completely off the rails...
The Carefree Fart-Escape: Blast off for a thousand li a day, though the smell is a little strong!
The Moonlight Silkwashing Hand: Looks like a bath scrub, but actually tempers the body. The beauties want to hit me when they see it!
The Heaven-and-Earth Reversal Art: Cultivate upside down, head planted on the ground. The elders laugh until they cry!
The icy beauty Chu Qingyue: “Qi Xiaoqiang! Use that ‘fart technique’ again and I'll throw you into a cesspit!”
Me: “Don't, Senior Sister! A cesspit is perfect for practicing my Chaos Purification Art!”
When I use my Chaos Body to withstand her sword energy, when I practice my supernatural abilities by washing toilets upside down in the Discipline Hall, when I treat demon cultivators as “experience points” for my Chaos Body...
That icy beauty who once wanted to kill me blushes and shoves healing medicine into my hands. “Hey... do your ears still hurt?”
