Others rely on talent, magic weapons, and adventure to cultivate immortality——
I, Lin Xiaoyu (Qi Xiaoqiang), am different! Damn it!
That day, I just wanted to peek at the No. 1 Fairy Qingyun taking a bath... Bah! It's cultivation! But unexpectedly I saw her fart shockingly!
Then, I became the most wanted criminal in the sect, with a reward as high as a mid-grade spiritual stone!
When the fairy was chasing me, I flew away from the foundation-building demon cultivator and awakened a chaotic body that is rare in all ages!
From then on, my path to immortality completely went astray——
"Xiaoyao Fart Escape": The jet accelerates and travels thousands of miles a day, but the smell is a bit strong!
"Yuehua Huansha Hands": On the surface, you are taking a bath, but in fact, you are exercising. The fairy wants to hit you when she sees it!
"The Great Law of Reversing the Universe": Practicing while standing upside down with your head on the ground, the elder laughed to tears when he saw it!
Iceberg Fairy Chu Qingyue: "Qi Xiaoqiang! If you use 'Fart Kung' again, I will throw you into a manure pit!"
Me: "Sister, please stop! The cesspool is just the time to practice my "Chaos Purification Technique"!"
When I used my Chaos Body to resist her sword energy, when I stood on my head while washing the toilet in Xinglu Hall and developed magical powers, when I used magic cultivation as an "experience package" for my Chaos Body——
The iceberg fairy who once wanted to kill me blushed and gave me the healing medicine: "Hey... Does your ear still hurt?"
