
I Didn't Go Home at Two O'clock in the Morning. I Was Waiting at the Police Station to Eat.
凌晨两点不回家,人在警局等吃瓜
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- Completed
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- 1.0M Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 8mo ago
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- Fanqie
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Explore more →I'm Too Funny. I Haven't Been Made Laugh by a Book in a Long Time. Please Help Me, but Don't Make Awkward Comments.
Funny + Lao Liu + System + Improper Person (Completed)
Enter the Single Heroine, Stay Away from the Harem
As long as there is only one female protagonist, as long as there is only one female protagonist, as long as there is only one female protagonist, say the important things three times, don't be ambiguous, be specific, I'm almost sick of reading harem stories these days
Tomato Has Become a Genius
I want to watch content similar to "Asakura-san, a Saint on the Outside and a Demon Within". Look at my time, I barely have the right to speak, Tomato God, the best light novel, I don't know why no one eats Xikang, I have been a bookworm for ten years, please be sure to read it, the male protagonist is barely considered to have a high IQ, with some
I Laughed so Hard That I Smashed the Book on the Bedside and Was Kicked Out of the House by My Wife
I want to read a book similar to "My Princess is Funny".
Solve Crimes and Get Promoted, There Is a Female Protagonist, the Police Force Is Harmonious, and There Is No Brainlessness in the System
I want to read a book similar to "The Glory of the Detective".
Single heroine, only one heroine! ! Dads
Are There Any High-Quality Novels with a Single Heroine and No Stallion? I Hope You Can Recommend Them!
Are there any men who are more dedicated?
There Is a Wife in the Early Stage, the Relationship Is Not Tense, There Is a Single Female Protagonist, and the System Is Written
Asking for books
Life Is so Hard, If You Want to Read a Funny Article, It's Best to Laugh Me to Death
No matter what the subject, it's funny, funny, funny!
Please Write Something Funny and Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night
To be completed, or a little more
A Book That Is so Funny That It Will Make You Laugh so Much That Your Family Sends You to a Mental Hospital
Tomato Love in Your Eyes.
Funny Novels, the Kind That Make You Laugh Until You Die! 😜
Want to watch something like "Crazy!" The book "One question makes millions of students cry".
Sweet Story with a Single Female Protagonist, I've Been Eating Too Many Knives Recently
A Book That Makes Your Whole Intestines Laugh Out Loud
The Male Protagonist Is Single-Minded and Has No Harem, One-To-One Love
Anyone who clicks in will not be disappointed. Leave your book list and let us all benefit from it.
Are There Any Sweet Love Stories or Male Videos? I'm Old and Can't Stand Fighting Anymore.
Love stories are fine, the quality should be good, preferably the kind where the heroine is reborn and pursues the hero.
Single Girl, Single Girl, Single Girl
I don't like watching harems, so I'm looking for a single girl.
Sweet Love Stories Have Never Reached Their Peak, That's What I'm Saying
I want to read a book like "The innocent school beauty is silly and sweet, but she flirted with me but was violently attacked (My Caught Girlfriend)".
I'm Tired of the Plot Being Too Cliche. Feel Free to Recommend It as Long as It's a Little More Novel.
Single Female Protagonist, Casual, Funny, Funny. I've Been Short of Books Recently~
Similar to the kind that is more normal and funny.
Single Girl (Any Series Is Acceptable)
Want to watch something similar to "Aloof School Beauty?" The book is just a clingy love brain (the dog food is super sweet). Single Girl If you want novels with single female protagonists, don't push a bunch of messy novels. Don't push novels that have nothing to do with single girls. I hope this is an article about a single woman.
Want a Single Heroine
Are there any novels with a single heroine who is not ambiguous with anyone else at all?




































































































The reading is very relaxing and enjoyable, and the dog food is just right. The only hope is that there will be a single female protagonist to the end, and there will be no other ambiguities. I also really hope that the male and female protagonists will become friends soon, and it is best to avenge the heroine's parents. After all, we have a system, so we can't just take advantage of it every day, right? It would be better to design the male and female protagonists to work undercover, such as falling in love with the sister-in-law, selling rock candy as powder to a kid, or being abducted by a human trafficker and then selling the trafficker backhand, etc. Looking forward to updates from the author.
I'll give you 4 stars. I'm basically sure that your case is "real" because I even saw it in a popular documentary [eating melon]. If possible, you can even say at the end of the chapter which season and episode it was taken from [laughing]
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This book is very interesting. The stories in it make me laugh from time to time. The exchanges between the male and female protagonists are also very sweet. There are also many real cases adapted from it. In short, I think this novel is quite good [shy]
It's a good read. It's not the kind of novel where the protagonist of a murder case is everywhere from a small policeman to solving the case to a high-level person. What you can read is all kinds of weird disputes and the interaction between the male and female protagonists. Although the male protagonist seems to have been a policeman for only a few days, he feels that his relationship with the female protagonist has come naturally. If you want to see the battle of wits and courage, the male protagonist is an unparalleled god of war when solving crimes, you can read other novels. This one is just about eating melons and falling in love.
It's a very good book. The subject matter is novel and the content is interesting. The main line and the emotional line are well connected. I want to ask for a similar book. I have loved the police since I was a child, especially the daily life of the police described from the first-person perspective. Although it is very tedious, it is ultimately to serve the people. I can't help but feel that it is great to see these police comrades running around for the people and selflessly dedicating themselves to the people. I wish all comrades in the police, officers and soldiers of the Armed Police Force, and comrades who selflessly dedicate themselves to the people, have a healthy and safe life! Finally, I still want to ask for a book. Thank you everyone~!
This novel is simply a shining pearl in the literary world! The fascinating scene setting from the beginning is like a hook, firmly grabbing the reader's heart, making people eager to get into it. The author's writing skills are astonishingly profound, and the delicate descriptions flow through every plot like a trickle. Whether it is the characters' smiles or the plants and trees of the environment, they all seem to be alive and vivid on the page. The plot of the story is full of ups and downs, and the twists and turns often made me unable to help but marvel. Every turn is unexpected but reasonable It is like a well-choreographed magic, constantly bringing surprises and shocks to people. The characters in the book are unique. They are not flat or stereotyped, but flesh-and-blood individuals with distinctive personalities. The perseverance of the protagonist and the unique characteristics of the supporting characters are intertwined to create a wonderful song of humanity.
Based on the number of chapters updated by the author, the degree of generosity of Wagua, the revelation of true feelings, and various human sophistication, and finally the method of judging magnetic poles according to the right-hand rule, congratulations to the author for receiving a five-star review.
Coordinate 240, confession and flowers. 1. Most of the events are adapted from real events and are full of laughter. 2. The characters have distinct characteristics, are very easy to understand, and are not confusing. 3. The description is very good. Because it is adapted from real events, many of the story directions are understandable, but it is still interesting. 4. The emotional line is too fast, but it is also in line with the impulse of this age. At least it's better than being unable to extricate yourself from the beginning and patching it up with childhood fate. 5. The relationship is misplaced and the relationship is awkward. This may vary from person to person. After all, it is reasonable and reasonable. From a master and a disciple to a couple, it is not the kind of suspension bridge effect that sacrifices one's life to become a master. Normally, there is a process of getting along with each other awkwardly. It ended too hastily.
It's quite funny. Please give me more trouble. Also, is it a single female protagonist? I don't want to watch it [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly] It made me laugh so hard hahaha, it's really good to watch, but the author is a bit short
A pretty good novel! There's melon to eat, there's plot, there's laughter, there's dessert! Although the ending is a bit sloppy, the early and middle stages are pretty good! It is worth recommending to read it when you are bored! (It's best to empty your mind when watching and don't think too much! [Face covering]) [Eat melon][Eat melon][Eat melon][Eat melon][Eat melon][Eat melon]
I think it's quite good. Although I've only read a few chapters so far, it's a short story, but the film is funny and light-hearted, which is good. I've been working all day and had to stand in the way of cows and horses all day, so I just wanted to watch something funny and light-hearted.
Good-looking, love to watch, enjoy watching, Why were you together with the policewoman before? [Laughing evilly]
Funny and romantic. To be honest, this book has no merit. It's not too funny to say it's funny. It's not as good as those who specialize in love writing. Every part is quite satisfactory, but it feels very easy to read. I finished it without paying attention. I feel that if the writing was better, it would have scored 9.4 Points.
Overall, it's quite good. In fact, this kind of novel integrates some relatively representative social events into the plot of the novel. This is actually easier to write. Therefore, I personally feel that the most important point of this book is the emotional drama between the male and female protagonists. The emotional drama between the male and female protagonists is also written at a somewhat fast pace, but the author is indeed quite clever. The emotional drama written is quite sweet and quite attractive to readers. What I am not satisfied with is that the ending is a bit too hasty. If the author could write a few more chapters and polish the ending, the rating of this book should be higher.
I have read Chapter 37 so far, and the content so far is very funny. Basically every short paragraph can make me laugh. The laughter is quite dense, not embarrassing, very natural, and it can be felt that it is a trivial matter that we encounter in our daily life. But the author has handled it very well. I hope he will continue to keep it up and don't write too much [laughing][laughing][laughing]
A super interesting novel about eating melons. The melons here are very interesting and weird. Anyway, they are very interesting. I highly recommend everyone to read [Blowing Kisses][Flowing Kisses][Flowing Kisses]
It's good-looking, and the buttons are basically the same as those in real life. It's just described in a relatively humorous and funny tone. The relationship between the male and female protagonists is also very good. Both of them are in pure love 1v, but the ending is a bit too hasty.
I watched it in one go, which is quite reasonable among live broadcasts. There are no other live broadcasts where cameras are everywhere and everything can be broadcast. Good luck to the author.
Chiguawen is very sweet, the candy is very good, sweet but not greasy, the main character setting is okay, and there is no one who just has to swallow it all because of JC () In terms of comedy, Chiguawen is average, but the ability to combine comedy and love so well is indeed a good skill of the author. At least so far, recommendation index: highly recommended
It's okay. It's quite good-looking and relatively relaxing. It's suitable for people after get off work or school to read without thinking. Some of the plots are also quite classic. You can think of the ending after reading the beginning. However, the author's writing is not bad. There is no deep hatred anyway.
As a funny article, it's pretty good. I won't go into the other details. It's meant to be used to relax. Just have fun reading it.
The plot is continuous and smooth, relaxed and interesting, and with some real news there is nothing poisonous about it, which is quite good. But the update is too slow. I'll keep watching. [Laugh]
Very nice! There are endless points to enjoy, and while you are working on cases and talking about love, I feel that among the various rewards for the male protagonist, bricks are the most used. It would be great if other rewards could be used more, such as dressing up as the female protagonist, hahaha, it might be even more fun! Congratulations on the completion! Recommend! Beautiful, love watching~
I don't have enough to watch every day, and I don't want to save up to watch it later. It's very confusing [Thinking] Interactive ambiguity is the best,
It's so funny, it's comparable to that funny novel about Tom and Jerry
Emmmmm, eat with electronic pickles\(`0´)/
It's a funny book, at least it's not poisonous.
The system rewards are not important, the protagonist has encountered almost no danger, and the main plot is to eat melons, all of which are popular news jokes. The process of falling in love felt a bit fast, without any foreshadowing, and I suddenly fell in love with my master. Overall feeling is pretty good
It's a lot of fun, I hope it stays ಥ⌣ಥ[sneaky laugh]