I only went out to buy some instant noodles,
but there was a girl squatting outside the convenience store who claimed to be a retired assassin.
She was chuunibyou and a total airhead,
but her combat skills were off the charts.
The first thing she said was that fate had chosen me for her, then she brazenly moved into my home.
From then on, I went from an utterly ordinary high schooler to a wisecracking machine at the mercy of an assassin girl:
She could blow up a rice cooker, mistake a utility pole for an assassin, and use a convenience store as her base.
Most importantly,
she really did have a dangerous secret.
Think this is a lighthearted comedy about everyday life?
Think this is a romantic comedy about living together?
She says this is the first step toward saving the world.
And it seems I don’t have a choice.