Chen Xiao transmigrates to a modern world where martial arts are real, only to find that martial artists still train using primitive methods.
He pulls out a card reader. "Hey there, want to sign up? Add 10,000 and get a free inner energy trial class!"
When the Eight Great Sects surround his "unscientific gym," he turns around and starts livestreaming sales:
"What's up, everyone! Martial arts secrets are 70% off! Send another rocket and I'll beat up a sect leader live!"
System notification: [Grandmaster-level embarrassment detected. Reward: "Trash Talk Critical Hit Rate +100%"]
Looking at the sect leaders scattered across the floor, searching for their teeth, Chen Xiao smiles. "Sign up now, and you can get 30% off your hospital stay, too."
